Friday, May 22, 2009

What's Darwinius Masellae got to do with it?


Found on a dating profile

I like: teal blue, freckles on little girls, well-modulated voices, Carrara marble, Paris street cafes, tenors, playing Chopin, listening to Verdi, Tuscany, limoncello, Amalfi (if you drive), a good kisser, South Padre Island upon occasion, Darwinius Masellae, variety, sunsets, broccoli, lamb, the long twilights in the north, fin de siecle, tour guides like Andrew, burnt sienna, sometimes pina coladas in a hot tub, and that Deruta Uva Fresca Salad Bowl.

I don't like: sunrises, Gaudi, carrots, alarm clocks, 7-hour layovers in Frankfurt, that grease they fry foods in these days in the US, machines that don't work, agendas, SUVs and the women who drive them, mean people, getting pick-pocketed in Barcelona, people who are lactose-intolerant, defective motorcycles, the color lavendar, men who think Colbert's being serious, hearing about movies on historical tours, denouement in relationships, loud noises, nasty surprises and certified mail.


Now that really tells you a lot about the woman, doesn't it. Without going into the I like men with lots of money or I can't stand men who drink and beat me sort of stuff.

Try something like that. It works well!

One of the most important parts of COMPATIBILITY is laughing at the same things, and writing in that way tests a person's sense of humor.

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1 comment:

jazz goddess said...

Hmmm...wonder what mine would say...Like jazz, especially bebop, Kurt Elling, Frank Sinatra, women with alto voices, a sexy deep voice, baking cookies, Indian food, culture and love of colour - saris are beautiful, girly things like jewellery and sensuous fabrics, a great mystery, a good film noir, positive people, a rainy day, blossoms in spring.

I don't like- pretentious people or phonies, those who talk incessantly and loudly on their cellphones and are unable to be alone, onions, fish, intolerance, rap, windy, dusty days, loud music of any stripe, dishes left in the sink overnight...:)